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Variant management: spookily complex or frightfully fun?
Variant management

Variant management: spookily complex or frightfully fun?

Pumpkin Lifecycle Management: what do pumpkins have to do with variant management? A Halloween-style look at PLM and product variety.

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Julian Weyer
Julian Weyer October 31, 2024 · 2 min read
Variant management ·Variant management ·Fun ·2 min read

PLM (Pumpkin Lifecycle Management) is complex and challenging, especially variant management, because the variety of pumpkins is enormous. 🎃🎃🎃🎃

There’s the classic Halloween pumpkin, the butternut, the hokkaido, and not to forget the dreaded spaghetti squash! Each has its own needs, its own quirks. One wants more sun🌞, another less water🫗. And then there’s the pumpkin that only grows under a full moon 🌕 — a nightmare for the colleagues in production! Even the toughest zombie goes soft as butter, and the colleagues from the werewolf department have to mop up again. 🐺🧹

Sometimes a customer even wants their pumpkin in an oak-wood coffin⚰️ lined with bat wings🦇. Why? No idea. Maybe because someone thought it would be funny. Another wants their pumpkin with built-in lights💡 powered by the current of a rotten lemon. And the next one wants their pumpkin with an organic orange-metallic skin 🎃.

Variant management for pumpkins is like trying to coordinate a horde of hungry zombies 🧟🧟🧟 all shuffling in different directions. Besides the right processes and tools, you need experience and expertise to produce solid, grim-faced beauties rather than limp, smiling pumpkin soup 🎃🍜.

If you want to know more, or have your own experiences from spooky industries, feel free to leave a comment or send me a private message to exchange ideas 👻